A town full of Draculas in two-story suburban castles. A young Dracula stands on their tomb-like porch and stares into the twilight gloom of the woods... the terrifying woods that surround the town.
They say a creature lurks out there. On quiet nights you can hear its call.
"Become my cooooontact on Linnnnnnked.... Innnnnn!"
A recruiter stalks the woods with the bonds of employment and the child Dracula bites their lip in fear of its attention, resolves not to wander.
But.. what if...