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My ex wife still misses me 

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

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Sorely tempted to call in sick to work for like ... a month 👀 🙏
#lisp

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Wow, I just reflexively typed

$ less somefile.zip

and that worked. It listed the zip file contents. Am I the last one to learn that the #Unix #less command can do this?

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doing a quick brushing up on the botsin.space instance rules now that i've learned julles plays mono-horny

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One time I was at a job interview I wasn’t taking particularly seriously and the interviewer asked me what my greatest weakness was. I said “knife wounds” and sat in silence for 30 seconds.

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Developer singlehandedly solves some bugs causing the slow loading times that have been plaguing GTA V Online since 2013. Without access to source code. Game made by multimillion company.

nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GT

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I've been kvetching about Magic since they introduced the Reserved List and yet here I am, still kvetching about Magic

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magic,mtg,meme deck 

Hi this is Jeff, probably better known as...

The goal of this deck is to get Embercleave attached to Fynn and then make Fynn unblockable with Goblin Tunneler or Sneaking Guide. When it works I find it absolutely hilarious.

I think I finally broke Embercleave lol

@bees @Aleums

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CNN : An Ohio bomb squad was called to disarm an adorable bag of kittens.
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstor

Who wrote this headline, it should be "Ohio bomb squad lets the cats out of the bag"

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