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I have a 4 foot Elmo doll and it has no means of holding itself up. So no matter how you place him, it becomes a whole-ass mood.

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I'm astonished that there are people who self-identify as a Cubs fan

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The Somali elephant shrew was considered extinct but was recently rediscovered in Africa. Please, I’m begging you to look at it.

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@ websites that make me log in when i’ve forgotten my password for their site i used once several years ago just to unsubscribe from their emails.... fuck you

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If you find laggy, I HIGHLY recommend trying out the feature/native-comp branch

git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/emac

Warning: may require compiling GCC beforehand

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In 301CE, The emperor Diocletian put out an edict capping the maximum prices on certain products. The two most expensive items on the list of products were:
a 'first-class' male lion and single pound of unspun purple dyed silk which each cost 150,000 denarii.

#BeforeModernTimes

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maybe if I refresh this Fedex tracking page enough it'll make my package get here faster

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_B

Wicked Bible, sometimes called Adulterous Bible or Sinners' Bible, is an edition of the Bible published in 1631 by Robert Barker and Martin Lucas, the royal printers in London, meant to be a reprint of the King James Bible. The name is derived from a mistake made by the compositors: in the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:14), the word "not" in the sentence "Thou shalt not commit adultery" was omitted, thus changing the sentence into "Thou shalt commit adultery".

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Hello. I go back to my office today for the first time since mid-March.

Virtual meetings all week because its not safe to meet together....but in-person class next week because that's better for students? :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

food, pizza party 

One time the extrovert in my friend group hosted a pizza party where she provided crusts, sauce, and cheese. The guests provided the toppings and we were making pizza by the slice and there was no protracted toppings discussion

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ttrpg where the mechanic is scheduling ttrpg sessions

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