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If anybody is interested, it’s actually super duper easy to host your own instance through masto.host . It’s a little bit of work to get started but really easy after

Go to their site, check out their different plans. The cheapest is like $8 / month & that’s definitely more than enough for a single user instance and even a few more. Here’s a blog post kind of explaining how their plans work since it’s not exactly just “how many users can this handle”

masto.host/sidekiq-and-web-lim

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💃 there is now a moms instance, too 💃 

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mastodon needs moms, signal boost 

My earliest memory is either:

- Me proudly running out of the bathroom to show my dad that I can wipe my own butt

- My mom telling my dad not to give my eskimo kisses because it would turn me gay

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If you are a software developer, atone for your sins please

A news story I missed from a few months ago

nj.com/union/2019/06/ex-mlb-st

For the next nine hours, Dykstra said he and a friend – a tag-team wrestler who goes by Sprinkles the Clown – dug through the dumpster behind Jersey Mike’s.

Shortly after 11 p.m., the friend took to Twitter to ask for help. “You want to come help me and Lenny Dykstra look for his dentures tonight? Or does anyone? This is a serious question...”

Oh my goodness

reddit.com/r/relationship_advi

My family is pressuring me to give my (23/F) sister my (28/F) wedding venue because she needs it more and is pregnant.

bloomberg.com/opinion/articles

"MoviePass began limiting subscriber access ahead of the April release of the highly anticipated "Avengers: Infinity War," according to multiple former employees. They said Lowe ordered that the passwords of a small percentage of power users be changed, preventing them from logging onto the app and ordering tickets."

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Closed today on a place and some of the awkward small talk involved discussing obstructed view seats and the troughs at Wrigley

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MARILYN MANSON AT WRIGLEY FIELD: you would like to be "taken out to the ball game"? i wish to be taken out of this society

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Uh Oh: Pepsi Just Sent Out A Frantic Tweetstorm Asking If People Have Been Remembering To Boil Pepsi Before They Drink It
clickhole.com/uh-oh-pepsi-just

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