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arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/07

"I need a lot of tools and I use open source tech. And get this... some twisted creative genius named it after a Hindu demon hunter. I need Wi-Fi adaptors that can go into monitor mode and inject packets for penetration testing, a Bluetooth device to monitor traffic, a separate device to install—"

"I have everything you need. If you dare, take me on, Natalie?"

On a wild impulse, Natalie threw her arms around him and took his mouth in a rough kiss...

Somehow I had never heard of Ball Four but now I need to read it

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if you want something charming as all fuck to watch, check out hilda on netflix. it's cute as shit

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If I was Ice Ice Baby, I would simply be Under Pressure instead.

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I like how the ninja turtles wear masks. It helps protect their secret identities, being one of four huge turtles

When is the insecure men parade? Asking for a friend, I don't need it.

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i love being american and pretending to care about women’s sports and/or soccer exactly one time every four years

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Star Trek (2009) established canonically that the Beastie Boys exist in the Trek universe. This leads us to the inevitable conclusion that the presence of the line "like a pinch in the neck from Mr. Spock" from their 1998 song "Intergalactic" was in fact influenced by the temporal travel back to the year 1986 as depicted in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. In this essay I will--

*Krusty the Clown voice" UHHHH

Fun fact: David Ross's first homer was off Mark Grace

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Hell yeah I'm into BBC
Blackhawks, Chicago
Bulls, Chicago
Cubs, Chicago

topic.com/how-chinese-food-fue

Unbelievably, the Hong Kong continued dinner service as usual during gigs, which took place almost every night. “Downstairs, there would be Chinese people eating dinner with their families. And upstairs, there would be this crazy punk stuff going on,” says Christy Shigekawa, Bill Hong’s great-niece. “You could see them going up the stairs, and people would be like, ‘Uh…’ Sometimes the ceiling would be shaking.”

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petelambert.com/journal/html-i

If you don’t think the semantic structure of your Web page or app is important then you’re essentially saying “Well, it works for me in my browser, ship it”. I don’t think you’d do that with your Javascript and you certainly shouldn’t be doing it with your CSS. Search engines need to read your content, not enjoy your swoopy animations or fancy gradients. Screen reader software needs to read your content. Keyboard users need to read your content.

Wife: I thought you were watching Star Trek, why are they all dressed like Robin Hood?

Me: *takes a deep breath*

Wife: You know what, forget it, I don't care anymore

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Cats, proof of an expanding universe.

How something that can fit into a shoebox can take over an entire queen-sized bed is beyond me.

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