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you're reading that right - bullshit levels are at 90%

(90%) ■■■■■■■■■□

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like i dont stay up til 2am building legos some nights

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food 

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immigration, ec, caps, boost it 

The Paw Patrol dogs are actually A L I E N S

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@JohnBrownJr The town of Adventure Bay spends an absurd amount of tax payer money outfitting a half dozen dogs with revolutionary police and military technology. The dogs are only accountable to one child who appears to be an orphan. Absolutely unacceptable. Mayor Goodway *must* be voted out of office.

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I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off

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I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off

I get that Twilight deserves a lot of shitting on but I genuinely love vampires playing baseball and Muse

youtube.com/watch?v=rlgUC6KE3-

@Pixley I had a field day when I learned that Aramis Ramirez's middle name is Nin

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there would be a whole lot less punching and violence if they converted the dojo into a cafe and renamed it “cobra chai”

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It's a good feeling when you go to bed wondering why something you made doesn't work and feeling annoyed because it seems to make no sense, but when you wake up it makes PERFECT sense why it doesn't work and you hold the world in the palm of your hand, commanding it 'Work! Be more perfect!' and then it /does/.

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cake really did write a whole ass song about being in love with a corporate executive named karen they met in a citibank

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