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Flexbox makes things so much easier that it still feels like cheating at CSS to me

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I kinda hate that we use the term "spicy" to mean hot.

Not everything that is spicy is hot and not everything that is hot is spicy.

For example...good gingerbread is spicy - it tastes of spices. It is not hot.

Conversely, you can have something that is insanely hot and therefore dulls your tastes buds so that you can't taste anything but the heat. That's not spicy.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Of all the philosophers who have had an impact on my life, I can't undersell the value of the band Harvey Danger, whose song "Flagpole Sitta" gave me the truism "If you're bored, then you're boring" which has oftentimes given me a kick when needed.

Star Wars is about "plot" or "character development" or "making sense". It's about spaceships! and aliens! and magic samurai with laser swords! and enormous bipedal Yorkshire Terriers!


"Hound first searches for pages whose live objects do not overlap. It then copies the contents of one page onto the other, remaps one of the virtual pages to point to the single physical page now holding the contents of both pages, and finally relinquishes the other physical page to the OS."

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JUST IN: R&B star R. Kelly has been indicted on 10 counts of aggravated sexual abuse, prosecutors said at a press conference.

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It's my last week of work and they're not giving me any projects, so reply to this toot and I will assign you a personalized certified yacht rock song via youtube link

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U.S. efforts to oust Venezuelan President Nicolรกs Maduro raise concern because historically, U.S. intervention in Latin America has often ended in a backlash worse than the original issue, experts say.

Jeff L boosted Google "forgot" to tell customers about the unadvertised microphone in Nest Secure. In other news, the Greeks "forgot" to tell Troy about the unadvertised soldiers in that big wooden horse. Adtech IoT devices are not your friend.

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Lisp fans describe any other language as "like Lisp, but not as good".

"The latest hot language, Python, is a watered-down Lisp with infix syntax and no macros."

Oh damn

"It was not until Perl 5 (if then) that the language was suitable for writing serious programs"

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boost this and I'll assign you an rpg trinket* until I can't think of any more trinkets**

* a simple item lightly touched by mystery

**as above, but plural

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Every once in a while I'm reminded that once upon a time, some people tried to make the worst, most unlistenable song ever, and that it's just out there if you want to listen to it.

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๐ŸŽถLogical Dad,
Logical Dad
Doing the things
Ambassadors can
What's he like?
It's not important
Logical Dad

Does he love Spock,
or is it respect?
During pon farr
does his dick get wrecked?
or does his dick
wreck him instead?

Nobody knows
Logical Dad ๐ŸŽถ

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