Jeff L @baturkey@flumph.masto.host

3 professional association football players vs. 100 kids

Summer 1996. When I was young and stupid I idolized 70s John Lennon and grew my hair out to be more like him

I try to avoid getting knick-knacks, tchotchkes, and/or gewgaws but this #Cubs and #GoT crossover bobblehead blew past my defenses

My wife is savage

(From http://gothamist.com/2019/04/08/subway_bag_dog_rejected.php)

Listening to a playlist while you're making it

Laughing at this is what will get me killed in the AI revolt

https://deadspin.com/the-inside-story-of-how-the-ricketts-family-schemed-and-1831879476

LOL "Chicago Cubs Attendance"

"Attendance has been consistently strong despite inconsistent on-field performance"

Happy Opening Day!

At the Bronx Zoo on Saturday

I hate this shit. The line length of the code is longer than the width of the text box, so instead of reducing the side margins add a scrollbar to the text box. Problem solved!

@jaz Oh hey, I know that guy

Channel Fireball throwing some shade at its customers for its Valentine's Day sale. "10% off all singles"

Cards pictured: Lost Soul, Lonely Sandbar, Lone Wolf

As you solve puzzles in the lobby the lamps light up, then finally the iPad activates. Entering the correct code on the iPad will summon the person you have a meeting with.

A N A R C H Y in the supply closet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmGe_FMZr0U I was wondering why my 1 year old was listening to What Does the Fox Say? and it turns out that a Chinese YouTube kids channel did an animation for it

"What shoudl we name our HVAC company?"

"IDK"

"Nailed it"

Scandal!

http://www.luxeat.com/blog/paul-bocuse-michelin/

I really enjoy that the Michelin Man is a symbol of fine dining

(Creative Commons attribution: Josh Hallett https://www.flickr.com/people/12734746@N00)