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If I were a patient on the USS Voyager, I would simply state the nature of my medical emergency.

The more you know ⭐

mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Grim

Originally, Grimace was the "Evil Grimace", with two pairs of arms with which to steal milkshakes. After that first campaign, the character was revised to be one of the "good guys", and his number of arms was reduced by two.

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boost this toot and ill choose a monster from the 1st edition monster manual that i think exemplifies you

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Every day more and more people realize how badly Star Trek Voyager cheated us.

nytimes.com/2019/01/14/us/laus

The schools will remain open, staffed by substitutes hired by the city, but many parents have said they will not send their children across picket lines.

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Little known fact: The correct pronunciation of IEEE is Ai-EEEEEEEE!

I did this as a child in IL

theonion.com/nation-s-idiots-a

CARBONDALE, IL—Stating their dumbass intentions to get a running start and scream “cowabunga,” the nation’s idiots announced plans Monday to jump off their roofs into a pile of snow and break their fucking legs.

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ginandtacos.com/2019/01/10/mlo

"To be certain, all that differentiates Weiss from other bad writers like David Brooks, Bret Stephens, Megan McArdle, and the like is her total lack of polish and erudite "New York Timesy" writing skill. The others share her dumb, juvenile opinions but their employers pay them for their ability to write up dumb, juvenile opinions in an Ivy Leagueish, Upper Crust, Country Club sort of way."

theverge.com/2019/1/7/18172397

"Baxter told me that he thinks Vizio is the industry leader in disclosing what tracking is happening and letting users opt in or out during setup, and that he’s fine if people choose to turn it off. But he was also clear that TV companies are in a cutthroat business, and that companies like Vizio would have to charge higher prices for hardware if they didn’t run content, advertising, and data businesses."

Don't call it a punk house, I've been here for years

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reading *Bullshit Jobs* is both cathartic and maddening. Cathartic because of the knowledge that other's share my situation, maddening because it makes me realize how modern the idea of renting one's time to an employer is

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My favorite part of The Walking Dead was when the plucky survivors found a safe place but it turned out . . . IT WAS NOT SAFE

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