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account meta navelgazing 

I'm going to make this account the nerd shit account and migrate other tooting to @baturkey@dads.cool

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Interested in computing and how thing work in general

Like puns and wordplay

If you mention being a fan of something I am also a a fan of I'll remember and repeatedly shoehorn references in replies

Sports alt @baturkey@allpro.social

Dad alt @baturkey@dads.cool (locked, if we interact regularly I'll approve requests)

Does Tony Stark get tired of ironing his suit?

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Ginger Ale 

A ginger ale sounds good right now

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"During [the canal's] three centuries it needed virtually no maintenance, it relied on no engines or fuel, no mining, no metals, no chemicals. There was no pollution, the boats could be hand built. ... It did not cause any emissions or erosion, it saved millions of man hours otherwise spent on ... roads. There were no accidents: at walking speed and thirty centimeter depth it was safe enough to have children playing in the middle of it with boats coming and going."

wrathofgnon.substack.com/p/sus

I'm playing a BattleTech video game and one of the MechWarriors has a Brooklyn accent and it is the funniest thing to me. "Ey, I'm losing armor over heah"

If you consider D&D to be glorified bookkeeping, then can I interest you in Accountants & Audits?

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The thing we were worried would happen with the introduction of other IPs to the game is extremely happening and it sucks

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In my imo they are printing too many magic cards

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When optimizing your programs DON'T try, say, swapping out / for >>. At least if you're writing C, C++, Rust, or JavaScript. These sorts of optimizations (all some people know) are usually already done for you, as I've been spending over a month now explaining, and as such just serves to make your code less readable.

If you have otherwise squeezed all the performance out from your code & need more, take measurements. Know what you're doing.

3/3

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Given enough programmers, enough computers, and enough time, someone at a company will eventually grant universal remote root access to anyone who can send a polite request to a socket.

rachelbythebay.com/w/2021/08/1

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The Unix way of setting up and using mail clients can go fuck itself.

S-expressions are the simplest programming language syntax, I don't understand why they are considered beginner unfriendly

amonkhet remastered 7-2 draft deck 

P1P1 Pride Sovereign and then grabbed all the cats I saw

@bees can I make an unsolicited card game suggestion to you

Dice rolling game where the dice are custom 3x3 cubes and players rotate the faces of the dice to affect the outcome of rolling the dice

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what your magic the gathering deck color says about you 

red: huge nerd
black: huge nerd
white: huge nerd
green: huge nerd
blue: huge nerd
colorless: huge nerd

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