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account meta navelgazing 

I'm going to make this account the nerd shit account and migrate other tooting to @baturkey

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Interested in computing and how thing work in general

Like puns and wordplay

If you mention being a fan of something I am also a a fan of I'll remember and repeatedly shoehorn references in replies

Sports alt @baturkey

Dad alt @baturkey (locked, if we interact regularly I'll approve requests)

magic,mtg,meme deck 

Hi this is Jeff, probably better known as...

The goal of this deck is to get Embercleave attached to Fynn and then make Fynn unblockable with Goblin Tunneler or Sneaking Guide. When it works I find it absolutely hilarious.

I think I finally broke Embercleave lol

@bees @Aleums

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CNN : An Ohio bomb squad was called to disarm an adorable bag of kittens.

Who wrote this headline, it should be "Ohio bomb squad lets the cats out of the bag"

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I don't think for a second that The Naked Gun is a subversive film (it's mostly just expertly-deployed weapons-grade idiocy) but it *is* a movie where police are inept, the U.S. anthem is mangled by a foreigner, the effigy of a sitting monarch is knifed, and our protag punches out the geopolitical baddies of the day with cartoon wrestling moves

Starting a Magic finance podcast called Mana Value

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magic,mtg,khm draft diary 

Kaldheim draft looked too sweet, it pulled me back in. P1P1 was Frenzied Raider so I started out as R/W boast.dec but white was so open I was able to pivot in pack 3 to running Firja. I thought about trying to splash Showdown of the Skalds but I decided that was too greedy. I love winning games with cards like Warhorn Blast that you can pick up with 3 cards left in the pack.

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uspol, broadcasting, mortality 

rancid ass Rush Limbaugh has died.

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I Don’t Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Other People Even If They Live In A Red State

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It's here
It's real
It's extremely late...
It's Episode 11 of #wtto!

Episode 11: Kappa Maki Opsec | Stepwife With No Check

In a very late WTTO, @alex, @Pixley, and @ponfarr are skeptical of the feasibility of a teach-abroad ruse and even more skeptical of a house-hungry second wife with a grim view of her husband's kin. Alex requests we embrace the inevitability of death, but like, in a fun way.


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If I were in Plato s cave I would just walk out

My Order, My Order and Me: An advice show for the modron era

I think Wizards has made the calculation that pushing the power level of Magic cards helps sales more than banning cards hurts sales

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Holy fuck, I think the bulk of play shifting to Arena with wildcard protection has caused Wizards to just unleash the banhamner

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"Why I still use RSS...I firmly believe the Internet, and what it stood for, peaked with RSS....Having only the content I want to see only be shown when I want to see it with the freedom to jump between readers as I please, all with no ads? For me, no other service comes close to the flexibility, robustness, and overall ease-of-use that RSS offers."

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mtg is a fun not because of wotc, but in spite of their shittiness

Lewd Magic: the Gathering slang 

P1: I plow your mom
P2: I tap my mom to make her pro-white

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