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Interested in computing and how thing work in general

Like puns and wordplay

If you mention being a fan of something I am also a a fan of I'll remember and repeatedly shoehorn references in replies

Sports alt @baturkey

Dad alt @baturkey (locked, if we interact regularly I'll approve requests)

"...a whole show about Picard and the dog on the vineyard in France, with no starships, no phasers, the only Romulans would be those two Romulans who work for him on the vineyard, and no politics — just, like, there’s a funfair down in the village and they all go, and maybe Picard solves a very low stakes mystery in the village, like, someone has stolen the antique bell out of the bell tower, or something like that? I would have loved to write that show"

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Because of Peppa Pig my child snorts instead of saying "oink"

Deep Space 9 is better than I remember because I mainly remembered the Ferengi parts

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i’m gonna start muting all crossposters. if i wanted to see tweets i’d be on twitter

Wait is "crap" a naughty word that needs to be bleeped out?

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It is.....a new Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime, it is called NIGHTCLUB SECRETS and my stars, you will not believe the secrets (you will believe them)

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I don't mean to brag, but I'm in self-quarantine yet still applying deodorant every morning

I used to go to a lot of concerts when I was 19. The dollar bill is signed by Moxy Früvous (Jian Ghomeshi is a total piece of shit) and the set list is from Luscious Jackson

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Deep Space 9 is 4 better than Babylon 5, that's just math

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finding the lowest common denominator so i can purchase an equal amount of buns and hot dogs

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what its like inside my head lately (jonathon frakes asks you things)

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Are you stuck at home with kids? Why not learn how to play Magic The Gathering? DM me your address (US only) and I send you a bunch of cards for free to get started. Rules are online.

In self quarantine. Caught up on Stranger Things and Picard and am now engaging in a Crazy Ex Girlfriend rewatch

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