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I beg you to watch the video embedded in this article about a baseball player winning his arbitration hearing, it is literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life deadspin.com/sean-casey-once-w

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:siren: :siren: ALERT ALERT ALERT :siren: :siren:

there is a site ran by the us government that dispenses dad jokes

fatherhood.gov/dad-jokes/jokes

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Thinking about getting into podcasts for while I'm sitting in my office.

Any good recommendations?

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@mcmillen Sorry we're not taking your word for it, random Twitter man. We'll just check it out for ourselves for a few days and decide our own opinion on it.

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I am so sick of people writing documents to be read and navigated as single page applications.

manu.sporny.org/2014/json-ld-o

"It’s not like many of the things that are in most W3C specifications are complicated, it’s just that the editor is bad at explaining them to non-implementers, which are most of the web developers that end up reading these specification documents."

Channel Fireball throwing some shade at its customers for its Valentine's Day sale. "10% off all singles"

Cards pictured: Lost Soul, Lonely Sandbar, Lone Wolf

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Former Apple Lawyer Who Was Supposed To Keep Employees From Insider Trading Has Been Charged With Insider Trading
bit.ly/2SQU0x1

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"Help! None of my projects want to be SPAs" by Jason Goldstein whatisjasongoldstein.com/writi

I agree with the author that React, unlike Angular or CoffeeScript, seems to have staying power. I think though that React's real innovation is the component model, and there are plenty of other frameworks that have taken that idea and run with it (Vue, Svelte, etc.).

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Perhaps you should just eat foods you like, and not eat foods you don't like, and not make sweeping declarations that cannot be objective

zdnet.com/article/microsoft-70

My first programming language was BASIC, so after that learning C was a revelation. Now I feel like C is only suitable for programming an airgapped PDP-11

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Here's.... your.... Quest!
Here's your quest!
Put our dungeons to the test
Tie a broadsword on your belt, cherie
And we'll provide the rest

+1 boots, leather shirt
Very nice scar, must have hurt
Here have half of a banana
It does wonders for your mana

Skeletons, single file
They're just never out of style
And a locked room with one trapped exploding chest
Reach inside and grab the bag and
Lob a mortar at that dragon
That's your quest
You're the best
Here's your quest!

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if i was the galactic empire i would simply build a giant planet-destroying weapon without any exploitable weaknesses

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A town full of Draculas in two-story suburban castles. A young Dracula stands on their tomb-like porch and stares into the twilight gloom of the woods... the terrifying woods that surround the town.

They say a creature lurks out there. On quiet nights you can hear its call.

"Become my cooooontact on Linnnnnnked.... Innnnnn!"

A recruiter stalks the woods with the bonds of employment and the child Dracula bites their lip in fear of its attention, resolves not to wander.

But.. what if...

paladinstudios.com/stormbound/

Really enjoying Stormbound recently, a cross between a CCG and a tactics game

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