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Sometimes two of my fandoms collide into something phenomenally shitty

youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku

William Shatner - Common People

Pizza 

I have an iPad I use just for chatting with people. I call it the Apple of Discord

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The biggest difference between little leaguers and major leaguers other than the shorter games is that little leaguers always run full speed to first on ground balls.

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Me, at the top of the hill, watching Sisyphus: "You've got this, buddy. Keep it up, you're almost there"

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If anybody is interested, it’s actually super duper easy to host your own instance through masto.host . It’s a little bit of work to get started but really easy after

Go to their site, check out their different plans. The cheapest is like $8 / month & that’s definitely more than enough for a single user instance and even a few more. Here’s a blog post kind of explaining how their plans work since it’s not exactly just “how many users can this handle”

masto.host/sidekiq-and-web-lim

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💃 there is now a moms instance, too 💃 

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mastodon needs moms, signal boost 

My earliest memory is either:

- Me proudly running out of the bathroom to show my dad that I can wipe my own butt

- My mom telling my dad not to give my eskimo kisses because it would turn me gay

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If you are a software developer, atone for your sins please

A news story I missed from a few months ago

nj.com/union/2019/06/ex-mlb-st

For the next nine hours, Dykstra said he and a friend – a tag-team wrestler who goes by Sprinkles the Clown – dug through the dumpster behind Jersey Mike’s.

Shortly after 11 p.m., the friend took to Twitter to ask for help. “You want to come help me and Lenny Dykstra look for his dentures tonight? Or does anyone? This is a serious question...”

Oh my goodness

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My family is pressuring me to give my (23/F) sister my (28/F) wedding venue because she needs it more and is pregnant.

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